the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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