discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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