I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
That accounts for only three of the penises
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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