if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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