He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
It's never too late to be topless.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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