lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I need to calm my uterus...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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