If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
