I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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