Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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