that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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