Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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