the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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