i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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