Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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