Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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