i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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