so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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