This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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