I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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