I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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