That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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