No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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