Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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