"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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