Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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