I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm having to shit out rocks
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