I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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