Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
The air taste purple.
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