I love black thongs
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize