After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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