Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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