I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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