Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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