Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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