: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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