guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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