so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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