why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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