U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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