i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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