: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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