Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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