ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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