i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
