yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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