nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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