marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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