Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm at about main and main street
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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