Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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