If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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