The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
