Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
