Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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