I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We need to rekindle our bromance
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I supernannyed him into submission
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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