Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You work out of a Hotel?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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