Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
What a dumb baby whore.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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